I won't lie to you because I'm a pretty straight-forward type of person. I'm also not going to start this blog off by highlighting how amazing I am and giving you eight-hundred-forty-three reasons you should take my advice because that's disingenuous and gross. I won’t try to trick you or...

 Social what? Oh, the terms. They come, they go, some I know, most I don't. I'm getting old, I suppose.

"You need social proof," they said. Wait, I'm on social media. Does that count? I like my bourbon at least one hundred proof, Is that the same thing? No, okay. Never mind, I'll Google...